Macbeth: Internet Style (Part 3)

Part 3. It gets intense, people. There’s even a dagger named Bartholomew.

 

SCENE 4

duncan: cawdors dead rite?

malcolm: yep… he practiced for it, apparently

duncan: weirdo

duncan: oh hey macbeth

macbeth: hey

duncan: ur thane of cawdor!!!!!!11!

macbeth: ya ross told me

duncan: oh yeah by the way im coming 2 dinner @ ur castle & staying da night

macbeth: ya, ross sed that 2

duncan: 🙂 😉 good fella

macbeth: ya… kk writin to wife

duncan: didnt u do that b4 u came??

macbeth: DUUDE >.<

macbeth: i do *not* bring my laptop to battle….

macbeth: hey, can i use urs

duncan: yeah sure room on left

macbeth: kk thanx

 

SCENE 5

lady macbeth: WOOOOO!!11! hubby=thane of cawdor!! yeah! ‘n witches say hes gonna be king!!!!!! 

lady macbeth: that’s it, imma stop bein a woman RIGHT NOW.

macbeth: hey- HOLY CRAP WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

macbeth: WHY DO YOU HAVE A BEARD?!

macbeth: O____________________O

lady macbeth: dude you gonna be KIIING

macbeth: OMG NOT YOU TOO!1 IM NOT GONNA BE KING OK

macbeth: D:

lady macbeth: _what_ did u say?

macbeth: im *not* gonna be king

lady macbeth: but youd make a gret king!!!1!!!

macbeth: honey, we have a king. his name is DUNCAN.

lady macbeth: honey, we have a weapon. its name is *DAGGER*

macbeth: actually, i recently christened it Bartholomew- WAIT, WHAT RU SAYIN?!

lady macbeth: let’s kill duncan!

macbeth: HELL no!!!!!!!!!!!1111

macbeth: whats WRONG wit u

lady macbeth: DO IT

macbeth: nooooo you joking ill get in big trouble

lady macbeth: >:-(

lady macbeth: well, i guess i’m more of a man than you EVER were

macbeth: WHAT

macbeth: THAT’S NOT TRUE

macbeth: x-( x-( x-(

macbeth: m(>_<)^

macbeth: ….

lady macbeth: 😉

macbeth: ok ok ill do it… jeez, woman

lady macbeth: 😀 😀 😀 😀

lady macbeth: come here, you <(^_^)> *hug*

TO BE CONTINUED…