What follows doth be a continuation of yesterday’s epic translation of Macbeth. Prithee enjoy this fine work!
RECAP: The witches have held their first sinister meeting, and the Thane of Cawdor has just been exposed as ‘soooo backstabbin’ by the Thane of Ross.
witch 1: hi
witch 2: r we all here?
witch 3: duuude
witch 1: nice. is that macbeth?
witch 2: ya
macbeth: wat the hell is wrong wit da scottish climate
banquo: lot of things. hey r those witches
macbeth: theyre sure ugly enough.
witch 1: shut up. anyway, we r spposed 2 make speech here
witch 2: sumthing bout hailing
macbeth: dont need to tell me weathers bad
witch 1: other meaning
witch 2: anyway r u thane of glamis
macbeth: yeah, y?
witch 2: u r in luck… ur now thne of cawdor 2
macbeth: lol no.
witch 2: true. guy was traitor. gonna be x-cutd.
macbeth: suuuuure… anything else?
witch 3: yeah ur gonna be king
macbeth: LOL OMG U SO FUNNY
banquo: been practicing for ur own comedy show, have u?
witch 1: hell no, we r creatures of darkness
witch 2: in case u forgot this is a TRAGEDY
witch 3: shakspers darkest
macbeth: thats true. i havent seen the sun for 2 weeks now
witch 1: THAT IS NOT WAT I MEANT!!1! ok well anyway… ur gonna be king in couple of days.
witch 3: yeah… oh andd banquo?
witch 3: ur not gonna be king. gonna get murdered.
witch 3: ur sons r gonna be kings though
banquo: LOL WAUUUU macbeth lets go this madness might be catching
macbeth: yeah… i dont believe in prophecies… what, do u think this is the middle ages or sumthing?
witch 2: it *is* the middle ages, idiot
ross: DUDE OMG CONGRATS MAN OMG
ross: ur thane of cawdor dude!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
banquo: u in w/ the witches
ross: hell no I hate em
witch 1: we take personal offense
ross: yeah watever anyway macbeth is thne of cawdorcawdor& duncan is comin today
macbeth: 😕 U CANT BE SERIOUS
ross: yeah well he invited himslf
macbeth: omg omg g2g send email 2 lady macbeth
banquo: kk bye dude
TO BE CONTINUED…