As it turns out, dear readers, there is a Java equivalent to raw_input. But it’s really long and ugly and, judging from Eclipse’s reaction when I put that in there, has some sort of personal feud with the compiler. So it looks like my SETI dreams aren’t coming true any longer. 🙁 On a brighter note, I… Continue reading Operation: Benji! Day Two
Month: July 2012
Operation: Benji! Day One
(The title, dear readers, is a reference to the nerdy British computer programmer from Mission: Impossible 4. I love that movie.) So I decided to learn Java. I already know a tiny bit of Python, by which I mean that I know how to hold increasingly awkward pre-programmed conversations with my computer, who seems to… Continue reading Operation: Benji! Day One
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WE FOUND THEM! WE FOUND LI- wait, no, it’s that dang pulsar again.
Dear readers, today marks a very special day. Today is the day I finally discovered the NASA Astrobiology website, which is essentially a haven for amateur exobiologists like myself. (Yes, exobiologist: while astrobiology focuses mostly on carbon-based life forms, exobiology takes into consideration the fact that there may be other types of creatures, such as… Continue reading WE FOUND THEM! WE FOUND LI- wait, no, it’s that dang pulsar again.
In The Good Old Days, They Made Us Analyze A Shakespeare Sonnet Before Every Meal…
Dear readers, have you noticed that the standard of writing is going down? Seriously. I have read people who claim to be twenty and thirty-year-olds writing, and yet their pieces are jammed so full of typographies and general grammar mistakes that one has to wonder – Do they do this on purpose? Is it some sort… Continue reading In The Good Old Days, They Made Us Analyze A Shakespeare Sonnet Before Every Meal…