A New Form of Torture

Back in the Middle Ages, many religious figures firmly believed that self-torture was the key to enlightenment. So they starved themselves, beat themselves, wore incredibly ugly hairy itchy undershirts, and clawed at their skin till their clothes were soaked in blood. (Kids, do not try this at home, because it will not lead you to… Continue reading A New Form of Torture

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Operation: Benji! The Postscript

*cough* Yes, dear readers, I promised that there would be no more Operation: Benji! posts, that I was over and done with writing about my failure programming. But! I just had to write one last one, because I just figured out how to write that SETI program. (The one that calculates the Drake Equation, not the… Continue reading Operation: Benji! The Postscript

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Operation: Benji! The Conclusion

This, dear readers, is the final installment of the epic Operation: Benji! series. After spending part of my summer trying and failing to learn Java through Eclipse, I have come to the conclusion that my only hope is to do a headstand on my Java Programming book and hope fervently that the rules of osmosis… Continue reading Operation: Benji! The Conclusion

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Operation: Benji! Day Three

I love the Phantom of the Opera. Way more than I should.

After a long break from programming, I am back and ready to immerse myself in the world of Java, as per Operation: Benji! However, the world of Java does not seem to be eager to have me immerse myself in it. Today when I opened Eclipse and started up my program, I could almost feel… Continue reading Operation: Benji! Day Three

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Operation: Benji! Day Two

As it turns out, dear readers, there is a Java equivalent to raw_input. But it’s really long and ugly and, judging from Eclipse’s reaction when I put that in there, has some sort of personal feud with the compiler. So it looks like my SETI dreams aren’t coming true any longer. 🙁 On a brighter note, I… Continue reading Operation: Benji! Day Two

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Operation: Benji! Day One

(The title, dear readers, is a reference to the nerdy British computer programmer from Mission: Impossible 4. I love that movie.) So I decided to learn Java. I already know a tiny bit of Python, by which I mean that I know how to hold increasingly awkward pre-programmed conversations with my computer, who seems to… Continue reading Operation: Benji! Day One

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WE FOUND THEM! WE FOUND LI- wait, no, it’s that dang pulsar again.

Dear readers, today marks a very special day. Today is the day I finally discovered the NASA Astrobiology website, which is essentially a haven for amateur exobiologists like myself. (Yes, exobiologist: while astrobiology focuses mostly on carbon-based life forms, exobiology takes into consideration the fact that there may be other types of creatures, such as… Continue reading WE FOUND THEM! WE FOUND LI- wait, no, it’s that dang pulsar again.

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