Greetings. My name is Virginia.
Yes, that’s right. Virginia. Site of the first English colony in the New World, tenth state to ratify the Constitution. (Delaware likes rubbing this fact in my face; he was the first, and therefore he is awesome…)
Being one of fifty states can get annoying. Interesting. Exasperating. Sometimes downright creepy (this is usually when Alaska is involved).
But boring? Never.
What ensues is a list of my fellow states’ escapades. I try to avoid getting involved, but somehow… that never really works out.